Drabble Post - Insomnia (Hetalia)
Jun. 18th, 2022 11:09 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kristenskThis is total nonsense. But, Sage texted me this quote from YouTuber Markiplier that immediately made me respond, "That sounds like the kind of thing Alfred/America from "Hetalia" texts Matthew/Canada at 2:00am with no context." So, here's a drabble of it.
Insomnia
“Is it bad to hide an attack beaver in my mailbox just to surprise the mailman?”
It was 2:00am, and Matthew squinted at the nonsense on his phone screen. Then, fumbled for his glasses. The glasses didn’t help.
Another text joined the first.
“Does Canada have the technology to weaponize beavers? You know, for the beaver in my mailbox?”
Apparently, his brother couldn’t sleep. Again. And, probably wouldn’t leave him alone until he replied.
Matthew chose his words carefully. “No. We only weaponize geese. Should I send some over?”
“….Thanks, but I’m good. Night!”
Smiling, Matthew settled back to sleep.
Insomnia
“Is it bad to hide an attack beaver in my mailbox just to surprise the mailman?”
It was 2:00am, and Matthew squinted at the nonsense on his phone screen. Then, fumbled for his glasses. The glasses didn’t help.
Another text joined the first.
“Does Canada have the technology to weaponize beavers? You know, for the beaver in my mailbox?”
Apparently, his brother couldn’t sleep. Again. And, probably wouldn’t leave him alone until he replied.
Matthew chose his words carefully. “No. We only weaponize geese. Should I send some over?”
“….Thanks, but I’m good. Night!”
Smiling, Matthew settled back to sleep.
