Drabble Post - Abbreviated (FMA)

So, in the spirit of finishing up more of my written odds and ends, here's a drabble that should have been written two years ago. It's a continuation of a gag mintysage and I had going wherein a much younger and far less wise Maes Hughes gets a very ill-advised (and, worse, misspelled) tattoo. The first two parts can be read here.

( Abbreviated (Fullmetal Alchemist) )