Because Sage is Awesome...

...she really did write that crack!fic! And, what's more, it makes sense! And, it, like Sage, is made of awesome.

Behold! The "Fully Caffeinated Alchemist"! Go forth and read it!

And, yes, it loosely ties to my "Ground Rules" drabble. Sort of. And, given its length compared to my drabble... I think I owe Sage more fic now.